Monday, September 20, 2010

Fall 2010

Someday I'm going to let this poor blog die instead of dragging it back to a semblance of life at ever-lengthening intervals. Someday, but not today.

So, Spring 2010 went pretty well (classes were fun and interesting), Summer 2010 was a nice break (among other things, I got to watch my brother graduate from college and help him move across the country for grad school), and Fall 2010 is well underway. This should be the final year of my current program, which means I also need to get serious about what comes After Grad School. I have a few ideas, but nothing concrete yet. And the less I say about that now, the more likely I'll be to post again in the future. :-p

Instead, here's this semester's lineup:

Elementary Principles of the Biblical Languages
Or, "Greek and Hebrew for Reading Exegetical Commentaries." Basically, we'll cover alphabet, pronunciation, common vocabulary, and rudimentary grammar for biblical Greek and Hebrew. Not enough to be fluent, much less do one's own serious exegesis, but enough to understand some of the challenges of translation and to follow a commentary or article that gets into the original languages. We're also covering some of the many types of tools that are useful for biblical study (lexicons, concordances, different kinds of commentaries, etc.).

Exposition of Romans
I figured I should take at least one expository Bible class as part of my "seminary" experience, and Paul's magnum opus seemed like a nifty choice. (My other choice was Wisdom Literature, but that conflicted with Elementary Principles.) The longest of the Pauline epistles has a lot going on in it, and this promises to be an interesting and challenging class.

Neither of these classes is required for my degree, and I don't need the elective credit. So why am I taking them? Well, the only class I still have to take is offered in Spring semesters. Rather than take a semester off, I decided to take advantage of the opportunity that being in school provides, find classes that interested me--regardless of discipline--and try to learn something.

Outside of school, life goes on mostly as before: I've officially quit substitute-teaching, but I'm still subcontracting. Between that and the things I'm able to do at church, I stay pretty well occupied.



I think that about covers it on the Life front. But in penance for my long hiatus (and because I enjoy sharing them), here are some of the more amusing Professor Quotes I collected last semester:

"There’s already a power differential in this room because I wear a tie and stand up here. Oh, and I grade you."

"Part of my strategy in teaching is to create a certain existential angst."

"This is such a classical fallacy, it has a Latin name."

"How many people get peanut-butter sandwiches and how many have to be satisfied with baked potatoes. [pause] That’s a stupid example."

"In his quiet time, [Anselm] came up with the ontological argument. So, how was yours this morning?"

"People ask, ‘Where does the time go.’ It goes where it’s always gone; but nobody knows where that is."

"If you ask someone, ‘Why do you enjoy enjoyment?’ they’ll say, ‘Well, that’s a stupid question.’"

"Yeah, we have interesting verbs here."

"As philosophy classes go, being a week behind is pretty good. Some professors start out a week behind."

"I could just get run over by a truck, and I would not be flourishing at that moment."

"If I just go ballistic all over your paper, that’s my gift to you."

"It’s actually a very helpful thing to figure out that you don’t know what you’re talking about."

"That’s where I am. I don’t know where you are; but I’m the teacher, so that’s where we are."

"If I do something like that, then you know I’m past my sell-by date."

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Bumpy Start to Spring 2010

I’ve had a couple vague status updates on Facebook in the last few days, and I thought it would be easier to elaborate on them here in the unrestricted world of the blog. As always, read as little or as much as you feel interested in, and comments are welcome.

It was Friday evening, the start of the final weekend before the Spring semester started. I was chatting with Mom about my schedule and logged into my school email to check some details. There I found an email from our department secretary saying that one of the classes I’d signed up for had been canceled. The email had gone out on Monday, but I hadn’t seen it because (1) I hadn’t been able to access my school account on Monday and (2) I hadn’t bothered trying again in the days since (it never occurred to me that the class might be canceled so close to the start of the term).

I’d been looking forward to that class (and already had all the books), so I was disappointed at its cancellation. But I was also distressed by it, because it would drop me into part-time status, which would mean the loss of most of my financial aid—and without that aid, there was no way I could afford the semester. I quickly scanned the class offerings, and none looked promising; surely some had space available, but most were on “off-days” (I like to fit my classes on two days of the week to cut down on commuting) and few looked particularly interesting. And it was 5:30 on a Friday evening, so it seemed unlikely that I’d be able to get in touch with anyone who could help.

I fired off a quick email to the secretary and went to my young-adults’ meeting, which “just happened” to be a prayer meeting. On the way home, I had an idea: Why not get in touch with the professor of the cancelled class and try to arrange an independent study? I sent an email to that effect when I got home before retiring to a somewhat troubled sleep.

On Saturday I got replies from both the secretary and the prof; the former told me there were several philosophy classes with space open, and the latter said we could work out an independent study. And upon further consideration and discussion with my folks, I realized that even going down to part-time status probably wouldn’t be as bad as I had feared; it wouldn’t mean no financial aid, just not as much as I could otherwise get. But since I’ve never taken all that I’m eligible for anyway, it might not have mattered.

On Monday, I visited the secretary and we started the paperwork to create a new class and get me enrolled in it. And on Tuesday I met with the prof. and we worked out the preliminary details. On the whole, quite a satisfactory ending.


I was originally going to follow that exposition up with some reflective musings, but it's taken me too long to get them written up. Besides, they probably wouldn't be very interesting to anyone else anyway. Suffice it to say that this has been a humbling experience in many ways (chief among them the perspective it provided on people going through truly difficult times), and it's given me a lot to think about.

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Saturday, September 05, 2009

Fall 2009

Another semester, another roster of classes:

Seminar In Ethical Issues 1:
Looking at several "hot topics" in contemporary ethics and considering philosophical and scriptural concerns. Business practices, caring for the poor, sex and reproductive technologies, abortion/euthanasia, war, and capital punishment are all on the menu. My first ethics class, and I'm excited.
Notable Assignment: 20-30-page research paper (my choice of topic)


Historical Theology Survey:
Tracing the history of the Church and the history of church doctrine from the post-apostolic era through the present. Lots of reading involved for this one. The prof's one of my favorites.
Notable Assignment: Research paper (my choice of topic)


Theology 3: Christ, Salvation, and Spirit:
Christology, soteriology, and pneumatology. Some challenging issues should make for some interesting discussions.
Notable Assignments: Research paper (pre-assigned topic), Scripture memorization, 'meditation journals'


I'm also participating in a reading group designed to give us a taste for philosophy-PhD work. We're reading Knowledge and Its Limits, in which the author is basically proposing a dramatic re-working of the way we do epistemology (philosophy of knowledge). One chapter in, and already my head is spinning. At least it's not graded, though. ;-)


It'll keep me busy (as always), but it should be fun.

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Professor Quotes: Spring 2009 Edition

In lieu of a more substantive post (none of which I have completed yet), here are some quotes for you to enjoy.

“If you torture the Bible long enough, it will confess to anything.”

“If you don’t have anything to say, at least look like you do.”

“What am I saying here? I’m not sure, but I’ll repeat it anyway.”

“Psychology continued to have physics envy.”

“If you’re alive in the Bee Gees sense, that’s a sufficient condition for being alive in the biological sense.”

“I am somewhat quirky, I admit that.”

“Let’s do our Lamaze training. We’re going to give birth to a thought here.”

“The only explanation is magic; but you cover the magic with the word ‘emergent,’ which is shorthand for magic without a magician.”

“I’ll loosen up if you’ll get engaged.”

“I’ve got somethin’ to say! Bundle theory!”

“Does anyone watch The Bachelor? It was unbelievable. I’m wondering if Jason has a mind.”

“This is so counterintuitive that you’ve just gotta listen to what I’m saying and not try to make sense of it.”

“And I said, ‘Well, something’s fuzzy!’”

“I love that water’s H2O.”


BONUS: Quotes from Philosophy of Science, Fall 2008

“The sooner you get behind, the more time you have to catch up.”

“Even in history they do research and testing!”

"Almost everything in contemporary science is a descendant of a non-science.”

“This was the way the guy taught! It was pedagogically inferior!”

“If you thought the odds were 1000:1 that you would ignite the atmosphere, would you go ahead with the experiment?”

“When we start asking questions about scientific problems, we quickly leave the realm of pure science; we get into economics and ethics, and that leads to politics.”

“A bumper sticker only philosophers could appreciate. It probably didn’t sell well.”

“Imagine you’re playing Twenty-One in Vegas. After all, you have to pay your tuition somehow.”

“The real reason that John didn’t become pregnant is not that he took his wife’s birth-control pills.”

“He’s deceased now. He knows better.”

“What was in his mind, that he made a ceramic statue of Michael Jackson and a monkey?”

“You have probably noticed that we have not yet been swallowed up by a black hole.”

“You can’t work on something at 270 degrees below zero.”

“It’s always nice to create existential angst.”

“Beavers can flourish.”

“I suppose every movement needs a propagandist, right?”

“Being a good Dutchman, he said, ‘There’s money to be made here.’”

“We have this image of Isaac Newton as the great scientist, and here he is, an Arian alchemist who puts darning needles in his eye.”

“Most Dutchmen are maligned. I’m a persecuted minority.”

“Let’s see if I can get this video working. It depends on how many undergrads are sharing large music files right now.”

“You get sent these things if you get on certain mailing lists.”

“Standing watching a sunset with your arm around your honey, you’re likely to be eaten by a saber-toothed tiger.”

“I dunno if there will be lakes in heaven for you surfers or if there won’t be surfers in heaven. I’m inclined to believe the latter.”

“That’s a good question. And I’d like to answer it, really.”

“We don’t know exactly how salmon migration works. But there’s no reason to believe that there are salmon elves out there directing traffic.”

“I’m putting on my prophetic hat. You’ll notice it’s nonexistent.”

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Breather

I just finished writing my last paper of the semester. (It's on the causal pairing problem, in case you're curious. It'll probably wind up as a Summary Post, when I get around to doing more of those.)

I still have several weeks of school, with regular logic homework and two final exams, but this is a huge weight off my back. Maybe I can start catching up on sleep now. Maybe that'll help with some of the other stressors. I hope.

Mmmm, sleep. ^_^

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Spring 2009

Like the changing seasons or the inexorable tides, another break has passed with less accomplished than I would have liked. Ah, well.

This semester (which started a couple weeks ago) is already shaping up to be an interesting one. Courses:

Symbolic Logic: The closest thing to a math class I'm likely to have again (or at least in the near future). Truth tables, strings of letters and symbols, and an examination of the workings of logic. Good times.

Philosophical Anthropology and the Philosophy of Mind: A fascinating subject with broad applicability, especially in ethics. Is there a difference between the mind and the brain? What is the nature of personal identity? What can the answers to these questions tell us about God? This class is sure to produce interesting papers. (Whether any of you will see any part of them is another question...)

Theology 4--The Church and the Last Things: Not quite as exciting for me as the other two classes, but maybe I'll finally get a handle on terms like "dispensationalism" and "a/pre/post-millennialism."

Well, there it is.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Schoolwork Summary #1: Scientific Explanation

(Not that this is news to anyone, but Holiday + Sickness + Laziness = Procrastination on Intellectual Projects. But I have overcome that equation, and can finally present my first summary. It should be noted that I have revised my project somewhat and expanded my page limit to 2 pages. While I could probably trim these precis down to one, I think I'd have to sacrifice too much nuance to do so. Besides, that would be more like an abstract than a precis anyway. :-p)

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Scientific Explanation
(original length: 10 pages)

Science is a fundamentally human enterprise that has much in common with other academic disciplines. As an explanatory mechanism, science aims to account for phenomena in terms of causal structures. Science differs from other kinds of explanation in virtue of its subjects of inquiry and its methodology: It focuses on the natural world and emphasizes repeatable testing and empirical data. Science is not our only source of understanding, but rather one strand of the greater web of human knowledge. Because science is only one tool of the knowledge enterprise, it can both inform and be informed by other intellectual disciplines. It is in this role, as an important but not domineering contributor to the sum of human knowledge, that science finds its proper place.

The primary virtue of causal models of explanation is that they can account for explanatory asymmetry. Explanations have directions, and explanatory direction mirrors causal direction. For example, the height of a flagpole causes (and explains) the length of its shadow, but the length of the shadow does not cause (or explain) the height of the pole. This asymmetry has proved incredibly difficult to account for with other (non-causal) models of explanation.

One of the most apparent problems with causal models is the question of relevance—that is, of knowing which causal influences are relevant to the explanation at hand. (Are the gravitational forces exerted on me by distant stars relevant to how hungry I am?) On a “difference-making” model, potential explanantia are relevant if and only if they made a difference to whether or not the explanandum occurred. (If the gravitational forces of distant stars had not acted on me, I would still have been hungry, so those forces did not make a difference; therefore they were not causally relevant.) This conception has the benefit of matching our intuitive understanding of what causation means.

A more challenging problem for causal conceptions is the difficulty of accounting for the ground of causal laws, which provide the structures that connect explanantia to their explananda. Do such laws describe the nature of reality, or do they merely report observed regularities and repetitions? Do all regularities result from laws? If not, how do we distinguish laws from mere regularities?

Three elements can help distinguish laws from regularities. First, laws are universal in scope; they are not about particular circumstances or entities, but rather about every instance of some kind of circumstance or entity. Second, laws express necessary relations. Finally, laws support counterfactual truths by distinguishing between contingent and necessary states of affairs. For example, it is true that there are no solid spheres of pure iron weighing more than 100,000 kilograms; but there could be such spheres, so this is a contingent truth. It is also true that there are no solid spheres of pure plutonium weighing more than 100,000 kilograms, but this is necessarily true; the nature of plutonium makes it physically impossible that there should be such spheres, so the lack of such spheres is a result of a natural law.

The nature of causal laws remains a problem for causal models of explanation (and for the philosophy of causation as a whole), but it is also a problem for most other models. Because the causal model can account for explanatory asymmetry, it remains the best model of how explanation works.


As mentioned above, science deals with natural, observable entities, seeking to provide an increased understanding of the natural world. In actual practice, the “Scientific Method”—with its idealized step-by-step process—is neither exclusive to science nor rigorously employed by scientists. The self-policing system of repeated, peer-reviewed experimentation has analogues in most other academic disciplines. And while the general elements of the Method—observation, hypothesis, experimental testing, evaluation, and revision—are indeed typical in scientific practice, the order in which they are applied varies from case to case.

Though science relies on observations, we cannot make observations independently of ideological presuppositions. Our current theories and beliefs inform the way we perceive new things. This is particularly noticeable when it comes to observational instruments, for even a tool as simple as a magnifying glass is built and used with certain theories about the world in mind.

Presuppositions play an even greater role in interpretation than in observation. Consider two scientists who hold competing hypotheses (X and Y) to explain some phenomenon. Given a set of data that seems to confirm X at the expense of the Y, the scientist who supports Y might well interpret the data as anomalous or inconclusive. Indeed, his presuppositions may not have led him to make the observations in question in the first place. In contrast, the scientist who supports X will accept the data as they are and claim increased support for X.

This is the problem of underdetermination—multiple hypotheses can account for any given set of experimental data. In such cases, science alone (governed as it is by observation and testing) cannot make a value judgment between competing proposals. We must look outside of science—using extra-scientific criteria, such as simplicity or predictive power—to fully understand such phenomena, and different presuppositions lead to different conclusions from the same data. But such presuppositions are themselves nonscientific. Indeed, the problem arises even before science begins, for we have to decide what to observe, and such a decision simply cannot be made independently of background beliefs. Science is therefore ineluctably linked to the broader realm of human knowledge (notably philosophy).

This connection has spurred controversy over the proper practice of science, particularly as it relates to theology. Numerous scientists, judges, and philosophers insist that God cannot be included as an element of scientific explanation, but many of the same people would use science to prove that God does not exist. We cannot have it both ways: If God cannot be a factor in scientific explanations, then neither can science disprove the existence of God.

Because science is an inescapably human endeavor, it is no more infallible than any other academic discipline. Indeed, the history of science shows that most ideas that were once held to be true were eventually shown to be false, or at least incomplete (e.g. phlogiston, ether, and the “plum-pudding” model of the atom). Science is messy, emotional, and susceptible to political and ideological dogmatism (as are all human endeavors).

Furthermore, because science deals with natural subjects, there are subjects it cannot deal with directly (including God, art, and history, among others). But God and other agents can influence the natural world, thereby influencing the outcomes of scientific inquiries. Science cannot operate in an intellectual vacuum (independent of philosophical foundations); it overlaps with other academic fields to varying degrees. When different fields seem to contradict each other, we must evaluate the results of each field on its own terms. We don’t use scientific testing to evaluate the validity of historical conclusions any more than we would use historical methods to determine whether scientific results were valid. When conflicting claims still seem equally viable, we can use inference to the best explanation (abduction) to help us decide which claim is most likely to be true. However, since such quests for knowledge are human endeavors, it is always possible that we simply do not have enough information (or intellectual capability) to understand certain topics.

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Discuss.

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Trying something new

In the past, I have posted excerpts from some of my school papers. I did this for two reasons: (1) to give you readers some idea of what I'm doing with my time, and (2) to have an excuse to post. But the more I think about it, the more this seems like a silly thing to do. If you're interested in the topic, excerpts don't do much for you; if you're not interested, you either skip the post or are bored by it. Either way, I've wasted your time and mine.

But I still want to fulfill those two goals, so I'm going to try something new. Instead of posting an excerpt, I will write a precis (a short summary) of the paper, limiting myself to one single-spaced page's worth of text. Not only will this accomplish purposes 1 and 2 above, it will also allow me to review what I've studied and make sure I really understand it. Obviously, if you're not interested in the material, you can still skip it. But this way, even if nobody reads the post, it won't have been a complete waste.

If you have an opinion about this idea (pro-, anti-, or even ambivalent), feel free to comment. In any case, I'll try to have the first "Schoolwork Summary" up before too long.

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Friday, December 19, 2008

Finish Line

Another semester under the belt. And only two papers turned in at the very last minute. Who said grad school was hard?

...If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sleep for a few days.

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