My Kingdom for a Podium!

As promised, here's the second of my The Producers parodies (original lyrics can be found at this site). Hope it pleases; feedback is appreciated, as always.

"I Wanna Be a Professor"

*insert chorus of "Unhappy" here*

I spend my time recounting
My schooling and such.
To what is my life amounting?
At this rate, not much.
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my heart;
I earnestly aspire
To teach the Lib'ral Arts...

I wanna be a professor,
With a senior-level class.
I wanna be a professor,
Watch my students fail and pass.
I wanna be a professor,
Sport a tweed coat and a tie;
I wanna be a professor,
'Cause I'm just that kind of guy!

I wanna be a professor
At a place like Harvard U.
I wanna be a professor,
Have a PhD or two.
I wanna be a professor
With an office that's all mine.
And, if I were a professor,
Lots of homework I'd assign!

*song-and-dance interlude*

*School-Chorus Girls*
He wants to be a professor
With a wall-full of degrees.
He wants to be a professor,
Teaching ev'ry class with ease.
He wants to be a professor
Loved by students and by staff.
He wants to be a professor
Who can sell his autograph!

*back to main singer*
I wanna be the greatest, grandest,
And most fabulous professor in the world!

I wanna be a professor
And write more than you've ever seen.
I wanna be a professor
And maybe become a dean.
I wanna be a professor,
Show my brains off ev'ry day:
I'm gonna teach a course to show 'em
Love of hist'ry, math, or poem;
I wanna be a professor,
Never mind the awful pay!

I'm gonna be a professor...
Look out tenure, 'cause here I come!